Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight..
can u fucking not, this is triggering to some people
None of us will EVER be on his level.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
i hate my brother so much omg i just asked him that question about what name would he choose from the bible for himself and he was like “i’d be that nigga daniel who stuck in that gladiator pit of whatever with all them lions bc i stay taming that wild pussy” i cant breathe im moving out
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!
the cat’s expression
HUMAN! You have finally learned how to hunt! After I had given up all hope - you have finally learned! This is the best gift ever! WE SHALL FEAST TONIGHT.
WE SHALL FEAST TONIGHT.
PLEASE FUCKING WATCH THIS